As of January 1, 2007, I have over 1,000,000 words published on the web.

This does not include the 50,000 words of my NaNoWriMo novel.
This does not include the God-only-knows how many words I’ve written in RPs.
This does not include words written in my blogs.
This does not include reviews I have written.
This does not include the story "Chow Sing Bing and the Forest Dragon", which was written by Boy #1, and posted under my name at fictionpress.com. (I gave him full credit in the author’s notes as he was only 10 1/2 at the time and couldn’t publish it on his own.)
All that this includes are the stories I have published online at fanfiction.net, fictionpress.com, ficwad.com (since there is one story there that is not on fanfiction.net), and 30 beverages (since there is one drabble there that is not on fanfiction.net). It also includes author’s notes, and in some cases, reviewer responses attached to those stories.

The breakdown:
30 Beverages – 100 words – 1 story
FicWad – 830 words – 1 story
FictionPress – 13,420 words – 6 stories
Fanfiction – 985,820 words – 26 stories

Are they all good words? Are they all good stories? Probably not. But they are mine.

I am gobsmacked.

And thrilled.